Peter’s not coming, darling.
You can latch the window and take the white ribbons from your hair,
stop sleeping with socks on and packing going-away bags.
Whispering the names of the lost boys will not hasten them to you.
Clapping your hands is no enchantment.
There is magic, though, in lining your eyes,
and spells to be cast in sharpening your tongue.
Come to me, darling, and I’ll show you how queens carry themselves.
I will teach you how to wrangle womanhood and tame it into a lapdog,
to recognize pirates without their hooks and rapier them with words,
to say no to heartless boys who need mothering
and make peace with stern princesses and jealous faeries.
I will help hide away childhood in the gilded cage of your ribs,
where it may blossom and thrive in the wildest part of you.
Here you will never grow old, never die.
Here is your Neverland, laced through your heart like corset strings,
tied up tight into a ribbon no span of years can unravel.
I’ve got a good feeling about this boy. I actually want to spend time with this boy. I don’t mind talking to this boy.
you missed one
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry.
The way the lion tries to shut out the light…
:Why would you shoot it?
I cannot think of any reason to kill a Lion. You don’t eat it. It’s a waste.
Q:"grim hot dad." Right?!
Lord of the Rings + Caras Galadhon
The heart of Elvendom on Earth.
Realm of Lord Celeborn and Galadriel.
Lady of Light.
I’m not a misandrist, but I just don’t think boys are as interested in gaming as women are. I mean, women keep playing despite the vast majority of games being explicitly targeted towards boys and only boys, we’re obviously in it for the games themselves. However, I’ve heard boys complaining about how gaming has been ruined forever because a few games have women protagonists that have personalities beyond “tits.” If they were true gamers like us, they’d be able to look past that for the love of the game.
Seriously, fake gamer boys, I’m not a misandrist, but perhaps you should stop trying to earn our attention via gaming and get back in the garage where